Does anyone have any tips on getting a 24’ tall girlfriend?
Dude, you’re disappointing enough to normal sized women.
Source?
Your mom
Big, if true.
Well they do say the rabbits small so maybe you just need an average height GF and you’re the small one. It also says she’s giant so maybe it’s a little bit of both you been small her being big
The Netherlands.
Amazon
Depends, do you have an abnormally large head and psychic powers?
For some reason I read that as 24" and was briefly very concerned.
7.20 m tall? You gotta be dating a statue…
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“… need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”
Classic Irish
I met one tall woman who was just completely beautiful and ever since I have a thing for tall women. The problem was finding a tall woman who didn’t mind dating someone shorter than her
They exist… I’m 5’10"’ and I have dated 6’ and over. It’s only weird if the parties involved make it weird.
That’s fine, I Iike it wierd.
I’m 5’3 and dated a 5’10 girl for a while. She did eventually cheat on me though.
5’7" dated a 6’4" woman who eventually cheated on me. Although I blame my Morrowind addiction at the time.
Morrowind addiction is kinda worth it though.
I like big bunns and I cannot lie…
Protection nuthin’ - He’s lovin that snu-snu.
He never thought he’d die this way, but he’d always really hoped.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
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'Tiny Rabbit Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who’s 4 Times His Size
‘“I think he knows she’ll protect him.”’
Below the text is a photo of a large brown hare laying on cream-coloured linoleum against the mirrored door of a wardrobe, with a much smaller brown rabbit laying close against the hare’s side. A stuffed bear can be seen laying on the ground in the reflection behind the two leporids.
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To be fair rabbits will be obsessed over pretty much anything, it doesn’t even have tp be alive
That rabbit’s name? Spicy McHaggis
Dommy mommy be like:
