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I honestly didn’t think I would ever read those words in that particular order
I’m both extremely curious and extremely disinterested in learning more. I feel like if I learn about upgrading my vajeen I might obsess over it and my current one works fine.
Actually why….
Guy: WHY. WON’T. YOU. CUM!?
Lizzie Cundy: NANOMACHINES, SON! THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO SEXUAL STIMULATION. YOU CAN’T PLEASURE ME, JACK!
