I look forward to Christians saying this is blasphemous and it subsequently being made illegal. As is tradition.
Hopefully they’ll just refuse to use it and all the Christians will die of cancer
Not cool wishing people death :/
Plus it won’t be efficient as most cancer form after you’re not fertile anymore.
Christian here, I don’t understand why anyone would object to this lol
Because at some point one of the scientists learned how to reprogram somatic cells by experimenting on embryonic stem cells.
Mostly it’s because the man who yells about God on the tv while demanding money for his 5th private jet said so, plus the south is represented in government by the best and brightest of its used car salesmen.
Because they need a new outrage target.
It’s not like there was any reason to be outraged about the lack of conservative indoctrination in schools either.
Removed by mod
Were they muscle cells before they were cancer cells?
Because that seems like a problem if they weren’t.
Brain tumor, now you can exercise your brain
So that explains why I get +1 STR every time I read a book
Dr. Kawashima suddenly became more creepy.
Do you even lift, br
orain.
When is CRISPR going to grant me immortality god damnit. Every year that drips past is one less with my immortality guarantee.
I want to be immortal even if it kills me.
Even if it kills you? Seems Counterintuitive, it would only be logical if you are pursuing it from sheer effort and not because a bad batch got experimented on you. I hope your efforts for immortality go well. Please share your findings with the world
Ah, so this is how you get zombies!
theres a secret exit in the back of the fireplace if you wanna give the maniac who punched someone in the face at an awards show a sequel vehicle
Could CRISPER be used to create a crispier French fry?
I mean … Yeah?
Put the genes in the CRISPR and the cells come out nice n fresh.
That sounds pretty useful, why did it stop?
Noice.
Could CRISPER be used to create a crispier French fry?
Potentially. You could engineer potatoes to produce more of certain starches and less moisture, so it would fry up crispier than normal.
Nope
