There are 2 types of ADHD: ADHD (hyperactive) and ADHD-PI (primarily inattentive). I have ADHD-PI, which does not really manifest hyperactivity. More like the “I can’t drive once my meds wear off because I’ll get distracted and drive up a curb”-type.

Executive dysfunction is a major part of my diagnosis, as well.

Not saying that you absolutely have ADHD, but it’s something to be mindful of if you find that its hugely affecting your life in a negative way.

Agreed! A dragon is a dragon!

🎶 Hey little fella, I know just what you’re thinkin’!

Nobody gets you or sees what you could be!

But pluck up your courage and turn that frown up

Soon we will eat this entire town up

Then they’ll believe in my dragon pal and me! 🎶

(Fun fact: Tad Cooper is actually a bearded dragon!)

Not enough to value her friendship, feelings, personal experiences, shared experiences and bond they had over potentially banging her!

“Possibility of sex, or else I’m throwing it all out.”

How romantic. 💖

My kid said that he believes that’s a “Christmas Island Crab”.

Those who matter don’t mind. And those who mind don’t matter.

The work in question (from the article):

There was a guy on cam sites who has a fetish involving American cheese slices, eg. covering body parts with it, etc.

Girls would get really excited when they came into their chat, as he was kind of like a cryptid sighting. He was super chill and professional and private forums would tell stories about their experiences with him. Lovingly admired by the community.

Involving unsuspecting & unconsenting people into your kink/fetish? That dude’s a fucking loser and should go away forever.

I thought that brain worms was a thing he made up as evidence in court so that he wouldn’t have to pay his ex-wife alimony?

It’s always a challenge trying to find something to make you laugh only to come face to face with the most depressing thing you’ve seen that day.

I actually made it because I was trying to find memes with my kid, and he was so frustrated trying to find something fun and said “None of this is funny! Now I feel worse!”

I hope that everyone who might need a little pick-me-up can drop by!

Concerned voice: “You can be sleepy and alive!! Both at the same time!! It’s allowed!!”

Alcohol will dry the fuck out of your skin & may cause further blemishes to form.

I see them now!! Okay, that probably helps with staying centered and knowing where your hands are when typing!

Man, the human mind is something else. Not my human mind, but other people’s minds.

Thank you!

OH! Y’all memorize the keys?? That’s amazing!!

Okay, so… trial & error?

How do you know you’re pressin’ the right keys?

Askin’ for a different guy.

I experience racism because my surname doesn’t sound white.

Skin color is only one factor these rascist idiots use as justification. If it ain’t one thing, it’s another.

Dear Blue Shield members: what improvements in “”“services”“” from Blue Shield have you seen?

I am instructed to take my own blood pressure at home.

…what? I need a source for this, please. 😧