SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 个月前muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square296fedilinkarrow-up1989arrow-down114
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minus-square4am@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up76·5 个月前A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat. If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·5 个月前He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.
minus-squareLumiluz@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5 个月前What? You don’t run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 个月前There must be more join statements than column names
A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.
If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.
What? You don’t run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
There must be more join statements than column names