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minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up69arrow-down2·2 months agoNo, it’s 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you’re after.
minus-squareBeefPiano@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 months agoThe problem with MuskLISP is that the only way to check the value of a variable is to delete it and see what breaks.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoDon’t use C+Trump unless you’re extra careful. On every integer overflow the program goes bankrupt.
minus-squarederfunkatron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoDoge.js is required to audit imports across interpreters.
No, it’s 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you’re after.
The problem with MuskLISP is that the only way to check the value of a variable is to delete it and see what breaks.
Don’t use C+Trump unless you’re extra careful. On every integer overflow the program goes bankrupt.
Doge.js is required to audit imports across interpreters.
Don’t forget MuskSQLTM!