Mf said “The Epstein files are fake” and got immediately ratioed on his own social media LMFAO

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    I have no doubt in my mind the cultists will be given their marching orders by Monday. Question is, what flavor of crazy pill will they take?

    1. The files were actually written/destroyed by Biden, so they were illegitimate anyway.
    2. The files were real and implicate Trump, but God tells us to forgive, so they will forgive Trump for sexually abusing minors.
    3. The files were real and implicate Trump, but it’s ok when he does it because reasons, and akshually abusing minors is totally cool.
    4. Whether the files are real or not, Trump will announce a raffle for an all expenses paid vacation to Epstein Island, and the cultists will bring their whole families thinking they may be allowed the privilege of living like Epstein.

    They’re gross, evil, horrible people. Not merely ignorant, but incorrigible.

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      The files were real and implicate Trump, but it’s ok when he does it because reasons, and akshually abusing minors is totally cool.

      i can completely see this going some way of “it’s part of being rich that people force you into these things… and trump got to where he is - helping the USA - by being rich. he didn’t want to, but if he didn’t comply he wouldn’t be able to be doing the amazing job he’s doing now. feel sorry for him. he sacrificed for you!”

      🤮

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      I’m expecting some obviously fake, maybe AI written “file” to be released and for the originals to be destroyed. Calling it now.

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      #1 - Biden snuck into Pam Bondi’s office and personally destroyed the Epstein files she had on her desk. Sounds like the ramblings of a MAGA.