I tried to explain the concept of cute aggression to someone who’s never experienced it before. It did not go well. They thought I wanted to hurt puppies.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, it’s when you see a cute thing, like a puppy. And it makes you want to shake the puppy and hug him so tight that his body turns into liquefied puppy batter that splatters all over your face.
…I’m bad at explaining things.
I have cute aggression so, so badly. And I work in vet med, so there are many opportunities for me to be violent with puppies and kittens if I were actually inclined to. Do I? No. Instead, I’m just damn good at my job. :p