“I’m a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it’s at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines.”
My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
…wait.
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
If there is one thing I’m angry about, it’s that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.
I was born 1-10 decades too late.
You can still do it, you just need to get famous first
And talented.
That’s an important factor in it.
Pedant.
Ackshully
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
Lol, reminds me of the good old “cloud to butt” browser extension from way back when cloud was the new shit everyone pushed.
I was going to say almost the same thing.
When that plug-in came out, I installed it on a rarely used laptop then immediately forgot about it and didn’t use the laptop for a while.
Then I pulled out the laptop to research electric cars. For a long time I thought “atomic cat” was just some weird slang for electric cars, since it showed up everywhere.
I’ve been saying ai is the new cloud buzzword corporate bullshit since the media has been paid off to report endlessly on it. Luckily it wont last.
Wow, I completely forgot about that hype train!
“It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”
It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
generative cocaine 😂
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That’s how they get ya.
“Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework.”
Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.
I “laid off” all my staff to get cocaine!
Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
“Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide.”
Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.
My feed is now full of cocaine slop.
“I’m a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me”
There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else’s computer rather amusing.
Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.
No longer having to rely on corporate butt solutions for your personal files!
Free trial butt services, with limited up/down speeds then $69/month. For more butt privileges that you can share with your team, upgrade to our $999 yearly ultra fast butt. Comes with personalized on-demand customer care!
I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to ‘Trump’ in articles and headlines to ‘someone with tiny hands’ on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.
Remember to use strong passwords people. It’s 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?
there is and I already have (albeit not published). The source code for that plugin is available and is really short and very easily modifiable.
Mine replaces “ai” with “bs”, “large language model” with “slop generator”, for example.
I have a browser extension that changes every reference of Millennial to Snake Person, also changes the Great Depression to ‘The Clutch Plague’.
coc(AI)ne
teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.
