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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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    My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.

    I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.

    I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

    …wait.

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      Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.

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        If there is one thing I’m angry about, it’s that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.

        I was born 1-10 decades too late.

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          You can still do it, you just need to get famous first

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            And talented.

            That’s an important factor in it.

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        Pedant.

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          Ackshully

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      Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?

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