• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I want to know why I continually dream about taking a piss but never actually wet the bed. I mean, thank you bladder but jeez.

    Actually, I’m a school bus driver and most of my dreams involve me fucking up badly somehow in my bus and waking up bummed that I’m going to have to find another job. I wonder if other drivers have this going on.

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      1 day ago

      I want to know why I continually dream about taking a piss but never actually wet the bed.

      Sorry about that. Bug fixed. You will now piss the bed.

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      When I bought my first new car, I had horrible nightmares about wrecking it for a solid 6 months. Not quite the same, but I sympathize.

      Edit: Upon rereading this, it makes me sound like ms money bags with my “first” new car. Felt I should clarify, it’s also my only new car and I finally pay it off next year and I’m so excited!!! Anyway…

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      Ooh do you ever have dreams where you either can’t quite reach the brake pedal, or you can but the vehicle barely slows down?

      Also the pissing… I pretty regularly have dreams where I’m taking a piss and usually don’t pee IRL… But every once in an unfortunate while… But in those few times, luckily the sensation of warm piss on my skin quickly awakens me and my bladder sphincter slams shut before I’ve soaked the sheets.

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        2 days ago

        My bus dreams are usually about getting into some tight spot where I have to back up and then smashing shit up when I do. We’re told quite emphatically to never back up and our enormous repair bills justify that. I’ve taken out a few fences myself in the real world.