I mean, nobody REALLY deserves it. Driving consumerism seems misanthropic. Marketing and Sales people feel like a drain on society. Anyone is welcome to change my opinion. Sell me this pen.
Here WE have our latest advancements in manufacturing pens all combined in this new masterpiece. Made from the highest quality materials we could find this pen is made for those who need equipment capable of withstanding all weather conditions. This pen is not for those who worry about getting their hands dirty, its made for the explorers of our world, those who have a desire to advance humanity and are not afraid to go through hell for it and their mission should not fail because of some bad quality products. For just 10.99€ you too can become part of our global movement to advance humanity beyond its limits.
I mean, nobody REALLY deserves it. Driving consumerism seems misanthropic. Marketing and Sales people feel like a drain on society. Anyone is welcome to change my opinion. Sell me this pen.
Here WE have our latest advancements in manufacturing pens all combined in this new masterpiece. Made from the highest quality materials we could find this pen is made for those who need equipment capable of withstanding all weather conditions. This pen is not for those who worry about getting their hands dirty, its made for the explorers of our world, those who have a desire to advance humanity and are not afraid to go through hell for it and their mission should not fail because of some bad quality products. For just 10.99€ you too can become part of our global movement to advance humanity beyond its limits.
Writing this felt horrible.