• DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      average Windows 11 user

      |>be me, have no friends Boot up my terrible Windows 11 (KEK lul)

      |>decide to join federated social media instead oft 4chan because 4chan keeps calling me a snowflake

      |>See Chad with too many bitches and great takes

      |>jealous.jpg

      |>idea.exe

      |>decide to insult him in hopes of getting topped and bullied because im into it

      |>Chad Sees through me and still obliges

      |>orgasm and thank Chad mentally

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        You’ve been training this skill of writing greentexts, it’s very impressive.

        Disclaimer: this is not a compliment

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          just you

          |>be me (KEK lol),Engage with what is clearly a chad troll to geht my rocks of

          |>get trolled because im absolutely incomparably unintelligent (kekek Windows 11)

          |>get mad for getting called out (even though it actually turns me in because im a masochist)

          |>take bait(lads and gentlewomen we got em kekekekekek)

          |>mfw

          |>take the copium anon the Internet isn’t for smegma simp normies like you

          Just looked at your comment history and its just sad =(

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            Just looked at your comment history and its just sad =(

            Wish I could say the same, but it was completely unreadable with all the spelling mistakes =(

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              Beta grammar republican christonationalist:

              “Weh i can’t read words weh don’t Bully me ill cum :3”

              Vs. Chad different Langusten auto correct user:

              “They are real words you know not everyone uses burger units and Cafés about Sperling <(^^,)>”