Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years agoEvery goddamn timesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1958arrow-down119
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minus-squaredan@upvote.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 years agoBe sure to wear a hoodie in a dark room so that you can hack faster.
minus-squareMonkderZweite@feddit.chcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-22 years agoDon’t forget the green font.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoWith blue lettering projected onto your face, even though it doesn’t match what is on the monitor in front of you.
minus-squaredan@upvote.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoand it has to scroll so fast that nobody can read it.
minus-squaremerc@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 years agoBut, make sure that if you pause it, it’s part of the Linux kernel source – the most hacker-seeming stuff out there.
minus-squareValiantDust@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoWeird sunglasses are also important.
Be sure to wear a hoodie in a dark room so that you can hack faster.
Don’t forget the green font.
With blue lettering projected onto your face, even though it doesn’t match what is on the monitor in front of you.
and it has to scroll so fast that nobody can read it.
But, make sure that if you pause it, it’s part of the Linux kernel source – the most hacker-seeming stuff out there.
Weird sunglasses are also important.