Reliable as fuck while doing all the heavy lifting for everybody downstream? Sounds right

Only one that can do a hard day’s work without breaking down.

Nah, I’m Debian user and that’s a fucking solid depiction of Debian.

It’s not fancy, it’s not pretty, it has no bells and whistles, but it’s God damn workhorse and it’ll keep on trucking no matter what you do to it.

There is no shame in being compared to a Massey.