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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • quicksand@lemm.ee
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    Stuck in the middle with ewe

    • kralk@lemm.ee
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      Shear I am

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      While I should have known it, my sheep knowledge is rarely maintained due to living in a region where cows and pigs are the norm.

      Thank ewe!

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      That makes more sense, I thought I was being called a sheep

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    Where do the midnight tokers go, though?

    • Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      At this time, we have conflicting facts pertaining to the whereabouts of the midnight tokers:

      • Maurice is a space cowboy
      • He is right here right here right here right here at home
      • He plays his music in the sun
      • He gets his lovin’ on the run

      I will post updates as the situation develops.

      • BossDj@lemm.ee
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        They are wanted for questioning about the pompitous of love

        • Optional@lemmy.world
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          weee-woooooo

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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      You’re looking for the corner of Jokers and Smokers, that’s about 5 miles down St. Miller Blvd.

    • citrusface@lemmy.world
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      They aren’t in this reference sadly.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      Dunno, Portland? 🤷

      • TetraVega@lemmings.world
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        Probably Portland.

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    You’re going to cut my ear off, aren’t you?

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      only one of the reasons I’ll never see that movie. This song rules.

      • It's A Faaaahhkeah!@lemmus.org
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        Everytime I hear this song I can see him dancing around prepping to cut his ear off.

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        I like the song and the movie…i wouldn’t say the movie did anything to ruin the song for me.

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    Some of y’all are look to ask Steve the Miller about this when your answers would be easier to find on Baker Street

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    I wonder if that sheep is look for the wheel that thief took?

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