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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

In the toy factory

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In the toy factory

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    THE PLANET THAT WENT TO THE MOON USA USA USA

    (plz help im sick and I cant afford a doctor)

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      There, there, at least you have

      I regret starting this

      Um

      Hold on

      Oh, I believe the Cybertruck is a pinnacle of design and expertly crafted

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        Expertly crafted with the expectation that rust wouldn’t exist after it went to production.

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          Those C lovers just don’t know when to quit.

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          Also the pedal cover that isn’t attached and can slide up, jamming the thing into gogogo mode.

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            What a lovingly crafted vehicle

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