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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Gotta make do with what you have

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Gotta make do with what you have

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    Oh, the richness in the image search I just did on “colored pets”!

    “Mom I want a zebra.” “We have zebra at home!”

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      hooray for pugs with snouts!

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      Furry irl.

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    You can’t fool me. That raccoon dog doesn’t have giant balls.

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    Sorry your mom is such a bitch. Every kid should know the joy of having a pet racoon and/or possum.

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      Appreciate your concern but obviously this is not me.

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      Raccoons carry rabies. https://www.addl.purdue.edu/newsletters/2003/summer/rabies.shtml

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        I don’t like water anyway

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