‘I want to acknowledge that we messed up got caught’

I give him two Mooches, three tops.

Absolutely full of ludicrous displays

Windows is Free, as in free to gargle deez nuts

Blanc is French for white, so it’s a joke about Trump’s racism and class warfare.

Clever lol

Yeah as bad as he is, Putin isn’t event the worst Russian dictator if we’re going by body count. Stalin is still miles ahead.

The Onion

Still better than Jennifer Null I guess

Looks like we’ll be bringing back Mooches as a measure of political tenure soon.

Jesus at this point I just hope he does play golf every day.

Well fucking said. Smoke noodles rarely have room for curiosity, which is where new things often come from.

Edit: Not sure how smarmy know-it-alls became that, but I’m not changing it now

I just really have no words or thoughts for how one brain can possess both of these thoughts simultaneously

I’m going to miss all the Rikers we aren’t going to get for a long time :(

Samsung FTL Technology

86% if you disregard the mild ones!

The difference between a million and a billion dollars is approximately 1 billion dollars

Lol, John Oliver did exactly that https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Perpetual_Exemption

This twat thinks he’s the Che Guerva of the Right now, jfc

Literally, the fun police