shish_mish@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoElon Musk wants to implant millions of people with Neuralink brain chipswww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square148fedilinkarrow-up1283arrow-down164
arrow-up1219arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk wants to implant millions of people with Neuralink brain chipswww.independent.co.ukshish_mish@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square148fedilink
minus-squarekrimson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoYeah that’s not going to happen.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoNot if that brain chip malfunctions.
minus-squareEarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoHow would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now?
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoStay away from sketchy chips, choom. They can fuck you up real good.
minus-squaregivesomefucks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·1 year agoHow crazy would it be tho if we found out he really was an early adopter, had one put it in a decade ago, and that’s why he’s so bat shit now?
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoDid kanye west get one too?
minus-squareIndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoHe absolutely will. Granted it’ll be after all the little kinks like meningitis, aluminum poisoning, spontaneous ignition, malicious hacking, eternal nightmare states, blindness, cancer, and cluster headaches are ironed out. 90% death rate, babyyy
Yeah that’s not going to happen.
We can dream
Not if that brain chip malfunctions.
How would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now?
Stay away from sketchy chips, choom. They can fuck you up real good.
How crazy would it be tho if we found out he really was an early adopter, had one put it in a decade ago, and that’s why he’s so bat shit now?
Did kanye west get one too?
He absolutely will. Granted it’ll be after all the little kinks like meningitis, aluminum poisoning, spontaneous ignition, malicious hacking, eternal nightmare states, blindness, cancer, and cluster headaches are ironed out. 90% death rate, babyyy