owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoHow do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down125file-text
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minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·1 year agoHow do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway? You take the “i” out in drive and the “f” out in way.
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoSpell it out and say it out loud. The punchline is more satisfying if you discover it versus being told.
minus-squareDefenestrator@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoExplanation: spoiler There is no effin’ way
How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?
You take the “i” out in drive and the “f” out in way.
But dad, there is no…
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Spell it out and say it out loud.
The punchline is more satisfying if you discover it versus being told.
Explanation:
spoiler
There is no effin’ way
Yes, very much so!