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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 个月前

Just the essentials

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 个月前
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  • cellardoor@lemmy.world
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    7 个月前

    Excuse me, it goes: Fork->Knife->Spoon->tea spoon.

    I don’t know what this is but it’s certainly not in keeping with the lord’s way.

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      Right chopstick -> left chopstick -> porcelain soup spoon -> packets of unused plastic foldable forks that came with the instant noodles

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        7 个月前

        Do chopsticks have an orientation?

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          7 个月前

          Yes, but their orientation is none of your business.

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          7 个月前

          Yeah just like Twix.

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            7 个月前

            does the left chopstick also taste better?

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        God, I love Asian soup apoons!

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          Me too, the shape is just so perfect for so many things. I bought some recently at the Vietnamese market nearby. They have fancy little roses surrounded by a filigree pattern printed on them and say “English” on the handle in some Victorian-looking cursive font lmao. I love them.

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      Finnish mnemonic: Haaveilu. Haarukka=fork, veitsi=knife, lusikka=spoon.

      Haaveilu=daydreaming, reverie

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      Personally, I prefer dessert spoon, fork, knife, then tea spoon.

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      I think you’ve swapped knife and fork…

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      What the actual fuck!? The knives always go on the outside, far left or far right.

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