Just like Han Solo learned to speak the Wookiee language. Shitty writing.

Seriously, you mean there are people who didn’t figure that out by themselves? People above voting age anyway? Wow, that explains a lot of the things going on around the world these days …

Says the guy who posts about what everyone else has known since like forever 🤣

No shit Sherlock

It’s a compliment because it means that you’re going to be very successful, have a lot of friends and a good time and great sex. Sure, your conversations will be shallow and your relationships superficial, but you’ll be too dumb to mind. Ignorance is a bliss, and who likes a smartass anyway.

People said the same when Microsoft acquired GitHub. Didn’t happen then, won’t happen now.

Whatever drugs you’ve been taking, stop.

That has happened already. All we’ve been getting since are sequels, prequels, remakes, revamps, reboots, …

Mozart, Beethoven, Beatles, Queen, AC/DC, all the simple stuff you know.

Happiness is something not experienced but remembered

Thanks. The fact that an AI understood it but a good lot of humans didn’t is somewhat concerning. 🤦

Nothing that has non-zero mass can move at the speed of light so no

No, just like you don’t learn to drive, program, play an instrument, speak a foreign language, self-defend, etc. that way. The practise phase isn’t optional.

Due to the energies involved, creating a wormhole between two cities would probably leave you with a wormhole and no cities.

Exactly, and due to earth’s rotation you don’t even need the car.

Yes, because the definition of normal is “within this many standard deviations from the average”, and people consider themselves average until learning otherwise.

KeePassXC can tell you if a password is secure (“entropy”, “health check”, they also use an online service to check for leaked/known passwords).

Hard to believe but mine didn’t come with any.

True but why is this flagged nsfw

You are not inside your body. You are your body. If you remove your body, nothing of you remains.