Counterpoint, it was already stupid.

I can only pray that they all tear each other to shreds.

“Your organization has blocked this action”

I mean this is my work phone, and I’m trying to copy a customer’s phone number from a spreadsheet to the dialer, but thanks man.

Is that uh… Is that a lot?

This is fuckin dumb one way or another but if 10,000 fishbucks is a lot factors in a fair amount.

If only he’d skip right to the last page of “things hitler did”

I mean I looked up the official results of the election on google and if that’s not good enough for you then too bad.

Voter turnout hit an estimated 71% for the November 5, 2024 General Election.

So 3 in 10 people are alright with this, and a few more are psyched about it

More than one in five apparently.

Looking at your text, I believe that the system is parsing it as formatting. The four spaces " " mess with it

So your text comes out

like this 

They’re going to have to fire up the list again.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-atrocities-1-1-056

A part of me is honestly hoping for the “he’s actually in piss poor health and going to die soon” thing but his VP will be in charge and that isn’t going to be much better.

“PROVE, THAT YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH AND COURAGE, TO BE FREE” They said, shitting on the floor

I hope they included barring them from using scare tactics to try to coerce you to sticking with just google play “TURN ON GOOGLE PLAY PROTECT NOW”

I think it’s useful for spurring my own creativity in writing because I have a hard time getting started. To be fair to me I pretty much tear the whole thing down and start over but it gives me ideas.

Why on earth have you let your monitor access the internet

I mean I’ll lead by saying “fuck Trump” however I would be a little annoyed if I wanted to use a depiction of myself and someone came to yell at me about it.

It’s alright but I think the low res weird mouse thing mascot isn’t the best, I’ve always hated reddit’s smug bastard shitty alien thing though.

Also it feels relatively empty even though there’s data to back there being half a million users.

Also the language filtering is super imperfect to the point I can’t use it, so I have to manually filter out 500 non-english communities.

Broke: disrupting your appearance to confuse cameras

Woke: disrupting security cameras by carrying a hammer

(Disclaimer I know that’s not really feasible for most people afraid of going to jail)

Redeploy? I’m not moving house to work at fucking Walgreens

The smartass temptation would be there for me to do the assignment legitimately but include that hidden request anyways.