I work in software development but I also have a second job as an arborists offsider because I’m pretty sure trees will never stop fucking growing.

I bought a whirling log, and they gave me a swastika!

Repsuppository.

Shove this code back up your arse.

Absolute degeneracy, thank you.

Remember to start the print going at 4:59pm on a Friday afternoon, preferably before a long weekend

Al Capone fed the homeless with soup kitchens

Objective: Survive

What are they fighting about?

I like hearing a multi-cultural joke that isn’t racist except towards U.S. Americans

Make a note to sell it in 5 years and make the rust someone else’s problem

I have actually never considered watching Plex’s free shows.

If I did see something I liked, I’d probably ‘acquire’ it and put it in my own library.

Chris Nolan films are story-weak and make up for it with flashy visual and audio effects that are designed for showing in ultra high res cinema environments. Watching the film in probably 28fps on a tiny screen washed out by sunlight and single source audio intermittently drowned out by the sound of a ratlle gun makes most of those fancy effects pointless.

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Yer either knocking her up or knocking her down

Football or soccer game

One does not simply Linux without having a stable backup computer. 👌

Yes it runs on Microsoft excel

Is there a Linux application that does what fancyzones does?

Big Knuckle

I’ll just ask chatgpt instead of being told LMGTFY and RTFM