Norway is a pretty long country. The north and inland are cold in the winter. But the south west coast is pretty hospitable year round. Norway is generally a lot warmer than you’d expect. I’m up in the arctic and currently have sunflowers growing on my balcony.

ok so it’s not pocket change, but still less than my flat cost

Italy

Then why is every bartender from Maspalomas to Hammerfest Australian?

Northern Europe is made up almost exclusively of forests and mountains. If you like warmer weather, you can buy an entire abandoned village in Portugal or Italy for pocket change.there are also extensive old growth Forrest’s all over central and eastern Europe.

You should come over to Europe. We have nice food and democracy (in most places. Fuck Orban).

It’s better here. About a third of the accounts are LGBTQties. Check out https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/ for all your trans related needs. Welcome to the nicer part of the internet.

Oh, we’re not coming back.

I can confirm that I have indeed pooped.