Blackout

Sometimes a joke is just a joke. But you guys want to wave your moral superiority over me, that’s fine. Let me tell you declaring war on every little thing someone says gets tiring. Next time you watch a movie with a fat joke in it are you going to turn it off and write the director a letter?

Dude, Its a made for TV boxing match and his opinion came from it so I made a joke. Sorry if I dont study each individual’s backstory. This is the internet and you guys really love making an anonymous forum personal.

Well it’s physical exercise so you’d have to do some to understand it better 😜

I thought it was cute all the people saying Mike was going to murder him. As a 45 year old boxer I am pretty exhausted after 3 minutes. 5 rounds later and I’m ready for a nice cup of tea in an armchair sitting by the window. Time catches up to us all.

Sleeping on my side makes me fart so I sleep in my back to save my marriage

Katamari Damacy!

Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag is a close 2nd Edit: almost forgot about FEZ!

They wanted to put it inside the unit originally

He sure knows how to waste money. What possible good can it do now? Should have started months ago

Those socks you accuse your dryer of losing… Nope was just a cat trying to make you crazy

All I know is if I drink some coffee and eat a dozen donuts with it I no longer feel hungry. It’s my secret diet.

I don’t think God asked Mary for permission and he will make you preganent if he wants to.

I’ve been telling you for 30 years to get over it, maybe in 31 years 😢

The people they are listing were known conservatives. I would say Trump removed all shame from people who were reserved about it before.

Thank you for your

If only we had a time machine. We could go back to 1998 and assassinate Joe Meme before he ever invented the damn things. That’s what I would do. Oh and take care of baby Hitler.

I thought the deal I got on my KuKluxKlean was too good to be true!

I know a guy who can get the job

The 5th circuit includes Louisiana, Texas, and Mississippi so they can go fuck themselves. You think I’ll live by the opinion of some backwater states? Only a corrupt supreme court would uphold this ruling-ohhh fuckity fuck fuck!

Dumbest car design yet Elon. Congrats. Nothing says cab like a coupe design with gullwing doors.