It also makes sense considering I eat Prozac for dinner and live under a shelter made of BandAids

I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine

I’m glad I’m not the only one who needed to go to the comments

Please forgive my ignorance. What if we already have the game on Steam? Do I have to approve something? Or do they just have that access now?

In addition to all of the other answers, I’ve heard the phrase “carrot or the stick” significantly more than “and”

I think it’s more like a threat

The only place I’ve seen it is if you didn’t finish paying for it (like getting a fence replaced at your house and then not paying them will get it torn down)

I think about this a lot

I love the idea of media expanding on the lore, but needing to insert a plot could ruin it

My only “solution” is a TV series instead of a movie and every episode should be a separate story

Yeah! Although, it’s more of a preventative measure than a trap card. A lot of the oils are pretty boring, but some can be fun to use

I ended up almost exclusively doing the Witcher missions since you usually learn what you’re going to fight

I know exactly what you mean. I started it 3 times before I got into it

In my opinion, a lot of the gameplay is fairly generic. Attacking a wraith feels the same as attacking a human

It really shines in the immersion and story, though. The first two times I played it, I was skipping all of the dialog and cutscenes (depression is a bitch), so I missed all the good parts

Once you get into the mindset of “hunting” one of the monsters and selecting the right oils and potions, it can be really fun and feel almost like “strategy”. For example, there’s a potion that turns your blood poisonous to vampires

This is hilarious, but I had a friend when I was really young. He was black and adopted by a white family. He got this joke (or not a joke) all the time and I could see it wear on him

The fact that you don’t know makes me concerned for the safety of your next vessel

I had a client once explain to me that his request for the 75% redesign of his mobile app would be simple because “it’s just 3 pages”

That was the exact quote

I know that was hardly related to the post, but it reminded me of that and I needed to vent to my therapist (aka strangers on Lemmy)

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Amazing salsa. Usually fresh with big chunks of vegetables (and not usually tomatoes)

I think others see a type of food

I’m still counting

I think you mean McDonald’s

Thank you. I never would have gotten that

I also really struggled with the old “Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana”

Hades

I didn’t realize that the “God Mode” setting doesn’t do what it does in every other game. It essentially makes the game easier with each death. It’s been a lot easier to pick it up and put it down than when I played it in the past

Sign my boobs!

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