Don’t be Nieves.

What is this from?

Or even if it is your fault.

Why? It’s not like she’ll face any real consequences for this.

Should have chewed first.

I wonder if it’s the reason that everyone seems to have lost their fucking minds these days.

We need to change that.

Never thought I’d be rooting for the criminals.

lay off

“At no time during detention is a detained illegal alien denied emergent care.”

I guess that doesn’t go for legal residents, like this guy was.

I’m confused… all the Republicans voted nay? What am I missing?

I hope his kids don’t suffer, actually. They’re innocent.

I mean, why not just make the numbers up? It’s not like they have any moral compunction against lying.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Pretty good impression, but way too coherent. He’d start out talking about golf, and by the end he’d be saying something about radical left-wing salad forks.

throws baggie off cliff

Jesus Christ, I thought you were just being cynical, but they’re really planning on charging that much. These fucking people, I swear…

Removed by mod

Arm coasters.

The Constitution.