Throat slit vow?

Seconded.

Also, a bidet.

Oh, for fucks sake dude, the original post was on YouTube.

Oh, pardon me. I didn’t realize you weren’t from the US. I guess that’s my fault for assuming that someone with no skin in the game, and with no risk to themselves, wouldn’t have the gall to demand that citizens in another country should throw their lives away.

How fucking silly of me.

Looks like they work if you view it on YouTube.

I noticed you didn’t answer my question. I guess because the answer is, “absolutely nothing.”

Well, nothing other than demanding that others run into a hail of bullets while you cower from behind your keyboard lol.

Oh, are you going to be personally leading the charge into the fray to save America, then?

“Look what you have to clean up!”

What is the definition of hydrophobia?

“Well, sometimes two women fall in love with each other, and that’s okay. Now eat your popcorn.”

Jesus Christ, is that so hard, you fragile dickweed?

Lol, it’s not just her saying it, as if it’s some disagreement. He has no authority to fire her.

You will be awe struck.

I mean, all of his patients can do handstands now.

“Nothing about Success, nothing about Brightness, nothing about the Future,” claimed Trump. "

It’s a museum, you human sweatpant boner. It’s literally all about the past.

ICBMs covered in glitter.

We should do a general strike. Global warming can be plan B.

Come on, high cholesterol!

You honestly think 180 homicides in a city the size of D.C. calls for a federal takeover?

I’m saying not everyone voted Republican.

Camacho was actually a decent president.