Puckerberg!

Sadie

No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.

Yo! How is Mad Madam Mim chaotic neutral? She was going to kill Arthur for sport.

“it’s the thirst mutilator!”

I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.

What a terrible day to have eyes…

Yeah, I tell everyone that’s where my familiar drinks from.

I would rather spend that money on a local burger joint. Give me a single named joint with a generic paper bag with grease stains on the outside.

So do you file it under your own insurance and they sue him?

I wonder, does his homeowner insurance cover the damage? Do you go through your insurance?

Is it at least scenic? Driving to El paso is so boring! If you don’t have satellite radio, or music downloaded on your phone, the radio takes a shit half way through.

They could have done the equivalent the “last crusade”, but instead of Sean Connery, its Harrison Ford .

Or the machines. Those things get gross and I doubt anyone cleans them on a regular basis.

“ tilt the head, to ensure the air way is open. Before we get to compressions, it’s a good time to remind you that this CPR video is sponsored by RAID: shadow legends…“

Motherfucker is going to have the worse day after he eats my food.

Crotch ray!

You don’t have to blind those pilots tonight!

Shoot the planes for funnies,

You don’t care if it’s wrong or ifs it’s right.

Now is not the time for another episode!

Personally, as an ex employee of la Quinta, all this tracks.