Sweet! What does mine say?

Snake… answer me, Snake… Snaaake!

Maybe the way to beat climate change is to introduce the climate to capitalism.

And get him some cake. Because last time he didn’t get a piece of cake.

Bigfoot was paid by the Illuminati!

The Final Fantasy series.

The Sid Meier’s Civilization series.

The colony survival game called Oxygen not Included.

But then,

That farm goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know it.

The only difference for me is the order of c’s: C4, C1, C2, C3.

The batons also fire bullets. In fact, the pepper spray and taser fire bullets too.

Well, it would serve their interests just fine.

The funnest prison on Earth!

All she wanted was a simple lynching of some “undesirables” by other people and no repercussions for herself.

Is that too much to ask?

/s

Well it’s not fair that she should have to suffer consequences for her own actions.

/s

No, you see the trick is to play Jump by Van Halen exactly once at the right time followed immediately by Killing in the name of by Rage Against the Machine.

This combo is super effective… As long as the stay listen until the end.

And that’s where baby magnets come from.

I don’t know why people are against it. You get used to it after a while.

/s

I just showed my boy this one.

The boy: “Is it wearing shoes??”