Something tells me you also struggle with doorknobs. Grip THEN turn.

That’s nice.

What does it have to do with whales continually buying new shit they don’t need just to impress people? Nothing? Yeah, that’s kind of the point.

And with that kind of performance increase you’re not buying year over year, are you? Maybe every 3-5 years, possibly longer?

There’s literally nothing about any of these posts that pertains to you, and yet here you are.

Have you somehow not seen any presentation Devolver has ever done, where they continually make fun of insincere corporate horseshittery by satirizing it harder than I satirized yo momma this past weekend?

This is literally what everyone that has ever paid attention to Devolver would expect from them.

Good for you. Don’t care. Learn to fucking read like the part where the OP was clearly talking about goddamn whales.

If you don’t know the difference and you get butthurt about this, you’re probably a fucking whale.

Have fun posting your 4 second faster render times to CGTalk. I’m sure they’re all going to suck your dick for it.

Conceding second place to a card that doesn’t even fucking exist, that will be following up a massive failure which can’t produce numbers anywhere near the competition at the same price point.

Sure, they’re totally doing that by allowing Nvidia to waste time and money developing whaleboards that Gamers Nexus can jack off over.

Who are completely fucking irrelevant to this discussion, but go on and list out a few more sub-niche instances that are exceptions to an obvious reference to whales buying whatever the most expensive thing is. Totally worth your time.

That’s the dumbest goddamn analogy I’ve ever read.

How about one that actually works?

You buy a ticket to Disney, go inside, go into the restauraunt, steal someone’s food, then go Surprised Pikachu whenever you get kicked out because why didn’t Disney warn you that stealing shit would get you kicked out?!? Why isn’t it specifically mentioned on the ticket?

Because you can’t possibly be that stupid, that’s why.

Blaming the company for banning cheaters is the dumbest take I’ve seen in at least fifteen minutes.

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SRPGs are boring shit and you’re in absolute clownland if you think an ARPG like D4 or Path of Exile is anywhere near worth comparing to Baldur’s Fucking Gate.

In games like Diablo and Path of Exile the game is separated into two ways of playing. You can do “seasonal” or “league” play where it starts at one point, ends at another, and anything you collect during that time is either totally wiped at the end of the season/league. The other way you can play is with permanent characters. In PoE it’s called “standard” but I don’t know what Diablo calls it. Standard is where all of your stuff from every league/season lives. Once the league is done, your stuff goes there to live on forever. Super neat, since it gives you a long time to accumulate crazy gear.

This bug allowed people to take items from that permanent standard league and put them in the inventory of a seasonal character. This could conceivably allow someone that’s leveling to have top-tier leveling items, or very high level endgame gear very early on in the season, which is competitive.

It’s clear cheating, a broken-ass exploit, players have ALWAYS been banned for exploiting bugs like this (throughout the history of competitive online gaming, not just in ARPGs like D4 and PoE), and absolutely nobody that’s anywhere near reasonable has an issue with bans being handed out for cheating and exploiting bugs.

This kind of bug pops up fairly regularly in every game that works like this and those acting super butthurt about it likely got banned for exploiting it and won’t admit it publicly.

Yeah, sure, just go ahead and list every bug in the game that you don’t know about before you can ban someone for it.

Quit being willfully obtuse.

Probably because I haven’t played Tekken since literally the first game.

Yeah, don’t care about character or game. Where can I get alpaca? Gimme alpaca. Fuzzy wuzzy woozley alpaca needs hugs.

And those idiots will soon learn there’s no such thing as a “good publisher” because a publisher is, inherently, a worthless middleman and nothing more.

If Valve is pulling the reins you know shit’s going sideways. Were I to guess I’d say this is probably fraud related in some way. They’ve traditionally never given a shit about their IP unless someone was clearly Doing The Evils with it.

Fallout 4.

Ignore the main quest for the most part. It means basically nothing. Just go out into the Wasteland and do your own thing. Make settlements. Set up a supply chain. Build forts. In all the time I have in the game I think I spent maybe 10-12 hours playing the main quest once and another 500 or so just doing whatever. People complain about it not being as good as New Vegas because it isn’t a Choose Your Own Adventure book in FPS form. That’s because it’s more of a Live Your Own Adventure GAME. The world is far more alive than any other Fallout game and it can be SERIOUSLY punishing on Survival difficulty, especially if you don’t need to psychotically minmax everything. Just go out into the world and live or, more likely, die. The GOTY edition is like $10 right now.