Lololololol

Oh, sorry. Voyager had saved a reply I was working on, but I didn’t realize it responded to the wrong article.

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How would the couple, who had no health insurance, pay for their daughter’s care if the administration and Congress gutted Medicaid?

🤣🤣🤣

Lolololololol

Whomp whomp

I really thought this was the onion.

Yes. Tons of American Venezuelans voted for him.

? There seems to be some question on here.

Dead means dead if you don’t do anything about it

This is like saying your car battery isn’t dead because I’m able to jump start it.

Jesus would like a word with you.

Once upon a time, many moons ago as a resident, I was called at 2 AM by the organ donation team to call the time of death of a beautiful 21-year-old girl who had gone into a diabetic coma and never woke up. There was 20 people in the room weeping, Amazing Grace was playing; I was sweating bullets. So I stood there until her pulse stopped and called it, even though she still had PEA on the monitor. I was so nervous, I followed her into the OR to make sure she didn’t wake up when they cut her.

When your heart stops, you are considered dead no matter how viable your brain tissue is.

Source: I have pronounced many persons dead.

Sometimes they only need a couple compressions

But they are literally dead

I mean, Windows still sucks ass.

Fuck Microsoft

If only Siri could understand what I say

Now fire ze missiles!!!