It’s exactly this reason.

Imagine getting free surgery of any kind in the U.S. That’s how you know this is a false claim.

When you get this to work, hit me up for some venture capital.

Gibberish? That’s poetry. I sang it to Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’

Maybe the good pastor was just listening to a lot of N.W.A. at the time and had a moment of confusion.

Hello fellow Dvorak user.

Minor nitpick: the primer in the botched dummy cartridge wasn’t enough to fire the bullet, but it was enough to unseat to it from the case and lodge it in the barrel. Later, a normal blank cartridge was fired while the bullet was still stuck in the barrel. The powder in the blank was enough to dislodge the bullet and propel it to lethal velocity.

Boaty McBoatface

Lol, real life “Airplane!”

Man just tryna provide for his family. Damn kids.

When I read “never used a computer with a keyboard and mouse” my first thought was “wow, they only ever used punched cards” until I realized you meant they only used touch screens.

Should probably ban acorns too, because they sound too much like real guns. Or so I hear.

I’m stealing this

It’s a series of tubes, actually. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

I always pronounce it “fezzik” like Andre the Giant’s character from The Princess Bride.

What are we going to do tonight, Chicago man?

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He’s his own best friend

LFS (Linux from Scratch)