And it’s not even soup!

Arrest themselves

The machine you linked should be fine for light gaming. But for not much more money you could get a full blown gaming PC. That will be a lot more powerful and you can upgrade it. If convenience is your main priority, go with the mini PC.

Nazis lie whenever they open their mouths. And the corporate press do their best to normalize that.

You’ll definitely be a sex slave, if you take this. Make sure it’s well paid.

And they always manage to sink to ever lower depths of idiocy.

The comment about the supporter shooting the gun in celebration was slightly inappropriate. Everything else is spot on.

I’m cooking spaghetti for dinner tonight. Yes, I’m old.

There is never a good time to change things. You just have to start somewhere. And I’m not saying everybody should do it right now. But the more people do it the quicker we build critical mass.

If you don’t understand how an MRI machine works you better not get medical care!

Accusing other people of dumb takes and spewing out a zinger like this does not require any more comment.

Just because you had a bad experiences doesn’t mean everyone will have. And Manjaro is about the dumbest distro to choose if you want a smooth experience. None of the things you describe are typical experiences. And of course Windows never has technical problems.

So basically, if you’re sawing trees with a blunt saw and somebody suggests sharpening the saw, you’ll say “I can’t, I got trees to cut!”?

But… but… then you’d have to think about what you’re doing and *gasp* develop a basic understanding of the technology that runs your life! Who has time for that nerd shit?

I would like to make it absolutely, unambiguously clear that I was assembled in Germany.

Ah yes, women are so emotional, amirite? That’s why we need to put petulant toddlers in charge that are completely out of touch with reality and are only motivated by their own self gratification.

It’s brown, so it must be a nut.

Wait what? That’s socialism!

Using a sledge hammer to crack a nut. Except the nut isn’t where they think it is.

A very rare display of honesty.

Another one to avoid.