El Barto

Man, you got catfished by the Washington post haha.

At least we’ve moved on from killing them in the street.

Poor hitch-hiking bot.

Then there’s the random company that uploaded an advertisement 8 years ago that keeps popping up.

Youtube api: so I saw you watched a video on how to replace a smoke detector once, here’s all the videos about smoke detectors.

Where do I sign up for who’re mining?

No one ever does.

Nice, sharp and to the point, this jokes a cut above the rest.

Blizzard was quick to clamp down on the unethical practice

Unethical practice… it’s a video game ffs, you coded a buggy game and are now trying to guilt people for using said bug by claiming their actions are unethical… let’s look at how ethical your company is hey blizzard?

Glass houses and whatnot.

I’m glad I’ve never given blizzard a cent of my money.

Nah just spread the load over bunch smaller boats, a few dinghys and a couple of cruise ships to keep it going in the right direction.

Let’s just believe it is because the alternative makes me sad.

Nah, pure anarchy. If we’re all weird all the time, then we’ll start seeing more videos of people doing normal mundane things because that would be the weird thing socially.

After a few sups, the least dominate of the two has to say “nunmuch chu?”

But cunt is our national word tho!

Alright… who gave the satellite a bag of goon?.. and where did that clothesline come from?

There’s always that one dentist that goes against the grain.

Finally! I’ve been asking for that for months!

Nah it was more like " Oi cunt, the fuck you doing!? straighten yourself out mate! for fucks sake!"

Mom, grandpa’s calling people whores again!

I hate Edge less than I hate Chrome now, I feel dirty saying it tho.

Translation: We won’t be able to make money off these children if you treat them like human beings.