I immediately was like “smart pipe!” No fuckin’ way.

“As for asshole pictures, as far as I know, asshole recognition technology isn’t as developed as facial recognition technology yet.”

Fecal recognition technology.

Nobody wants to work anymore!

Beautiful comment, I love it.

Also: “pressuring users to move to “philips security” which will require your lighting to be connected to their servers 24/7.”

Is the most unhinged boring techno dystopia shit I’ve read. It’s a goddamn light bulb, kindly fuck right off with that shit.

Is anyone else getting United Healthcare ads in their Gmail promotions tab? Seemed a little tone deaf.

Edit A word.

The world doesn’t have to be this way, dragonfucker. False dichotomies only keep us in our place.

No chance he gets bail. A legal fund however could be useful.

So the police should only act if it’s a targeted attack? Against a wealthy individual? Hopefully you don’t get a canker sore polishing those boots.

Right, there is always that elephant in the room.

“Safesleevecases.com”. I think they’re selling you something as opposed to reporting news.

It would be cool if he went out in a blaze of glory that wasn’t self serving. Like legalizing weed, arming Ukraine, and just generally trying to fuck shit up for Trump before he gets in.

User name checks out. Thanks for giving a fuck and not posting the same endless whining and bad takes I’ve seen so much of.

Just pay a data broker. I’m sure it’s trivial to find demographics tied to phone numbers.

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us

When you’re talking about actionable threats, I.E. real world violence, but want to appear only hypothetical, the meme is, “I’d kill X in Minecraft.”.

This guy really thinks he’s never gonna die. I’ll be surprised if he survives this upcoming term, and not even from a Minecraft related cause, just poor health.

I’ve heard similar things about C-sections.

Rub your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.

Seems to me like they’ve just upped the price $10 with each successive generation of consoles.

I enjoy this idea immensely.