Well, then, check this out.

I’d say these views are more mainstream than you might know.

I’m white I think it’s enough now to have a right to vote in there, no?

Are you also a billionaire? Cos if you’re not, you might as well cast your vote now, whenever you are. It’ll count just as much as mine in the coming “elections.”

“Rob Schneider is Kenny!”

“Boy, you the God damn devil.”

Technician A: “Here’s where the infant went through the windshield. Three points.”

Technician B: "The teenager’s braces around the backseat ashtray would make a good “anti-smoking” ad.

Technician A: "The father must’ve been huge. See how the fat burnt into the driver’s seat with his polyester shirt? Very “modern art.”

Fuck. I weep for the species.

A planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations…

…well SHIT.

Saul Goodman. My typical response when i catch my own is “ducking autocorrupt.”

“I don’t like that question. I don’t LIKE that question. I don’t like THAT question…!”

Duh. Line MUST GO UP.

“Oh, you’re really something aren’t you?”

“I am, and you’re nothing, aren’t you?”

Mr Smarty Pants got destroyed.

He’s Schrodinger’s Christian. Mother fucker is so slippery, getting a straight answer out of him is akin to trying to nail jello to a wall. Good luck.

“What do you mean ‘belief?’ What do you mean by ‘in?’ What does ‘a’ mean?”

I missed a step; how do i get from race ants to rave ants…?

“This is just plain fuckin’ stupid. Your neighbor gets a dildo that plays ‘O Come, All Ye Faithful’ and you wanna get one too!”

That name sounds brown. Off to CECOT.

Witnesses in Boulder said the suspect, Mohammed Sabry Soliman, 45, yelled “Free Palestine” and used a makeshift flamethrower and incendiary devices.

Got yer propaganda wires crossed there, bud.

That is the absolute best use of that meme I’ve ever seen. Golf clap.