His neck just did that

Stupid fuck.

That’s why you follow them with a mallet after they take the drug

Not exactly autocorrect but years ago I had a phone that would always suggest the word astronomer when I made a frowny face. I had never really talked about astronomers on that phone and I have absolutely no idea where it got the idea that they were all sad.

Who let you on the internet?

Thats almost TOO cute

I just go by all from .world and I had to block lots of furry stuff. There is still lots of gonewild type subs that pass my feed and occasionally more niche ones.

I mean there is a very real chance one of the first things people see when they check out this website is a giant throbbing furcock.

But do you own the stockings?

I work electronics in walmart and you would be shocked at the questions I get on things like laptops from collage age kids. A very frequent one is ‘if it isn’t touchscreen then how do you work it’. One of my favorite ever was a girl who went down the line asking can you type on them because i need to be able to type. Every time I told her you can type on all laptops but she just kept asking.

I know a huge part of it is some kind of ‘location bias’ because the kids who know something about computers are shopping online or at microcenter or something.

Why are the Viet cong so interested in horny ai?

Let’s live stream him getting blown up

I’d honestly be curious to see what percentage of Linux is steam decks now

Oh thank god we have all been wanting to say something.

I mean…I didn’t till you said that

Still hit it.

This is my favorite one

NTBDBIWDFTA

Now I’m reading his entire post as Mario

She’s too good for this world.