So is Joe!

I really wish Tesla could divorce dipsh** musk. I enjoy my Y but I can’t anymore

Minors be miners

How would a bird carry a coconut?

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

Or someone can let the dogs out. And we can ask “who?”

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

She should one up her and say fried chicken curry…wait, is that a thing? Like chicken curry katsu? Now I’m hungry

Awesome! I recently inherited a car and you made it easy for me.

Wow. Made it 42 years and thought “I need to murder a child”

I’m glad to hear he won’t “lose interest” in working now. I can’t wait to see his next big plan after the industry dominating cyber truck.

I feel you man. It’s this WOKE guvment and this CANCEL culture. I make observations AND conclusions and now I’m RACIST? I’m just lucky I’m on disability.

“how much is our fine?”

The church?

I wish my wife learned some knife skills as a child. She’s not allowed to cut cheese anymore.

What is chaturbate? And am i missing out?

I too, would be happy to have a $275 mil tax bill.

Images you can hear

Well I’m not blind in both eyes thanks to random internet people. It’s a win

I like this advice. One bad eye vs 2 bad eyes is more than 50% better.