I wish her the best, she had a rough time the last time. I hope she found some good sports psychologists or whatever she needed to help her focus and bring home some more gold.

If she wins any more medals she is going to have to buy them their own house lol.

Alright, listen up. We have a fugitive on the run: Steve Bannon. We need all hands on deck to track him down. Our primary search areas are Taco Bells and other fast food joints. This is a coordinated effort, so follow these instructions carefully.

First, teams will be deployed to every Taco Bell in the vicinity. Check the dining area, restrooms, and parking lots. Speak with employees and customers. If anyone has seen him, get as much detail as possible about his direction of travel.

Second, expand the search to other fast food chains: McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, KFC, you name it. These are high-traffic locations where he might blend in easily. Again, cover every corner: inside and out.

Report in every 30 minutes with updates, even if you don’t find anything. This is a time-sensitive operation, and coordination is key.

Stay vigilant, stay sharp, and let’s bring Steve Bannon in.

He should run, it would be hilarious.

Ah, the old Tarantula attack. They never see that one coming.

“Titanium is how much? Fuck it use the fake stuff, I need a new super yacht. What’s the worst that can happen, we have to assassinate some whistle-blowers? Hahahahahahaha we can do whatever we want!” - Boeing Executive

There I figured it out for you

You know how old people get, by golly they forget everything.

They took my cereal away,
They took my Frosted Flakes away,
I was pouring a bowl,
When they walked right through my door,
They took my cereal away.

The KKK took my cereal away,
They took my breakfast away,
The KKK took my cereal away,
They took my breakfast away.

They came while I was dreaming,
My spoon was left there gleaming,
They took my bowl, they took my spoon,
Now I can’t eat in the morning,
The KKK took my cereal away.

The KKK took my cereal away,
They took my breakfast away,
The KKK took my cereal away,
They took my breakfast away.

And now my milk is lonely,
Just sitting in the fridge,
I used to have some Cap’n Crunch,
But now it’s just a myth.

I went to buy some more,
But the shelves were bare and cold,
The cereal aisle was empty,
And now I’m feeling old,
The KKK took my cereal away.

The KKK took my cereal away,
They took my breakfast away,
The KKK took my cereal away,
They took my breakfast away.

They took it, they took it away,
They took my cereal away,
They took it, they took it away,
They took my breakfast away.

Does she not have security?

I think he means Hillary, she was the first lady and secretary of state. He has a raging chub for her.

If those dirty fucking workers had just worked harder they could have a Foo Fighters concert too.

“Fox News knowingly lies to its viewers to undermine the legal system in the hopes that people will vote for that criminal orange cunt.” FTFY

Edit: “Fox News knowingly lies to its viewers to undermine the legal system in the hopes that people will vote for that convicted felon orange cunt.”

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I have no family left so I am rolling for somewhere inconvenient and in massive unrecoverable debt.

I only skimmed it but it seems to me all the shortages are Healthcare. One man’s crisis is another man’s cost-saving initiative is my bet.

Alakazam you panties are now in my hand abracadabra your pussy I’ll grabba

Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

He has to stand on a porch and stare off into the distance that day

Further ruin? Fuck yeah, further ruin of Russian war materials, and oil and gas infrastructure.

You should probably set an alarm if you have shit to do.

Oh no another warning, I bet he is crying spray tan all over his my pillow tonight boy I tell ya.