FYI: The consensus among health experts is that condoms should ideally not be stored in wallets for more than a few days, if not just a few hours. If you must carry a condom in your wallet, it’s best to use it the same day to ensure its integrity.

I always say
“two thousand”
“Oh one, oh two, oh three…”
“Twenty ten, twenty eleven…”

“Stimpy, sometimes your wealth of ignorance astounds me.” – Ren Höek

No single administration has the ability to totally fuck up the country in the amount of time they have.

Women in need of reproductive health services in red states would like a word.

For anyone that hasn’t played UT99, try it. There are still plenty of servers with active lobbies. I have played this game on and off since release.

Tooth & Tail. Bite sized R^aTS

Obviously. You can’t really expect the pope to play solo. Now the true question is, who did he romance first? My money is on Karlak.

I have never tipped cash or been asked for a tip for furniture or appliance delivery. That said, having had lived in Louisiana and Texas, I always offer refreshments like water or fresh lemonade. It gets fucking hot!

Circumcision is barbaric and done out of ignorance and inertia.

I thought it was The Onion.

The scariest part of this movement for me is being targeted because somebody thought I was conservative. *shudder*

He was an outspoken supporter of former President Donald Trump, as well as a major donor for the campaigns of Republican politicians…

Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.

Sending good vibes to Georgia. Shit’s gonna get weird.

https://youtu.be/V7kFf8cTqTg

“Simone…I have bad news.”

https://www.medicaldaily.com/biologist-says-puerto-rican-women-possess-ideal-genotype-perfect-human-dna-ancestry-313956

Da fuq?

If she knew that going in, it’s even hotter. I doubt I would be that brave.

I’m clutching to my wishful thinking.