Cat: If someone can’t be trusted to treat an adopted kid right, they can’t be trusted to treat any kid right. End of story.

Cat: They shouldn’t even be allowed access to the children they do make themselves.

Digital Rights Management. AKA the stuff that’s supposed to prevent unauthorized copying and suchlike, but in practice just means the pirates have a better experience than legit customers.

Just: Honestly, we figure Twitter will keep staggering along until its servers implode.

Cat: Not equal, triple. Need to make it HURT.

Just: We absolutely must wall off Meta.

Just: Firefox.

Cat: Yeah, don’t give Meta a single inch. They need to GTFO.

Cat: …Wait a moment, we’re using Ad Nauseam. Which stores the ads and fakes clicks on them.

Lucifer: Would that spoof the key check?