It’s not the message, it’s the delivery.

Breaking news: hunger is solved by people furiously typing at their keyboards.

You’re right, tho. But what are we gonna do about the smugness?

Maybe I copy-pasted it from the deepest entrails of my brain. Who knows? Even I can’t tell ya.
But I did think of it, reworded it, and then edited it, so…

Are they not vegan? But if it talks and walks like one…

Also, holy shit the Avengers assembled.

Can’t say I like it having never done it. I gather you don’t recommend it?

Yep, all that is relevant because neonatal children drink cow milk, and that ties into the original conversation so you have a reason to say it and not just to be spiteful, right? We’re not desperately grasping at straws here, right?

Ciao. Au revoir. Soyounara. Adiós.

Yep sure, We’ll all die eventually. Sorry you have to hear that, maybe I should use spoiler tags so you can avert your delicate eyes.

Also, I’m so sorry your child–who won’t be in the US btw–has to suffer with the rest of the milk-chugging American children across the sea. Maybe your child is psychic, idk. It’s simultaneously a mystery and a tragedy.

It is clear from what you have said

You got the wrong impression but it’s not my delusion to undo.

Feel free to surprise me and actually talk about why you actually do care about the lives of the very much non-fictional children like my own child.

I don’t have to. I do but I don’t have to for your capriciousness.

Tell me you’re still trying to put words in my mouth again without telling me you’re trying to put words in my mouth again.

Try harder, dude, it’s so obvious.

Expecting me to know that you’re not being serious by osmosis doesn’t work. Sorry.

Exactly, so why don’t you ask first if I am serious? And why try to tack on some meaning that wasn’t there from the start? I wasn’t joking, that was all you trying to be psychic. Don’t blame me.

why do you think any of this makes me feel better about myself?

Virtue signaling is my first guess. Also, you probably think it’s kinda fun to dunk on someone you think is dumb, wrong & serious, idk, I’ve seen you reply to others like that.

you were mocking me for worrying about children

If you want to be that obtuse, sure. I was mostly laughing at the old American tradition of bringing up the damn children for everything but whatevs.

you showed your hand by not even addressing that

Yes, that’s how that works. 😂🤣 I gotta be guilty of something, right? Just pull the blame out of a hat–it was me, I did it, yes. It was my fault that I forgot to soothe your fears because I was distracted by the overstuffed words in my mouth. I’m also sorry that my world doesn’t revolve around you. It’s truly despicable of me, I’m sorry.

You’ve made it abundantly clear that you could not give less of a shit if my or anyone else’s child in the U.S. dies

And you’ve made it absolutely clear that you don’t care about being subversive by undermining a conversation. Or that you’re an absolute drama queen who expects others to cater to you after you come after them.

I’m glad we each got our conclusions in before we parted ways. Idk, maybe you wan to go ackshually someone else.

I’m not mocking you for worrying about children, I’m mocking you for being facetious and ridiculous and taking a comment at face value. I though you were more astute than that.

my own very much not imaginary child is queer is why we’re emigrating to the UK

Bruh, everyone has seen your damn post and we know you’re leaving. Are you trying to brag or what? Because you pulled that out awfully fast and without prompt.

hilarious joke.

When did I say it was a joke? I said it was “meaningless rhetoric to express frustration”. I’m pretty sure you tacked that on like you did with the imaginary children. And why are you trying to be subversive and putting words in my mouth, huh? Think I’m just gonna let you?

Just admit that you tripped up and you decided to ackshually me to feel better about yourself. It’s ok.

Oops, I think I hit the nail on the head and it squeaked.

Because they have nothing to do with American politics

Shoot, a lot of adults don’t, either! lol What, you think everyone gets and exercises a vote? This should be obvious to you.

I’m not as much of a ghoul as they are

I think you’re seriously confused as to whose policy that is. I’m merely saying let him have his fantasy for a hot minute. “Let him fuck around” were my actual words. What are you trying here?

And you don’t have to buy anything. You already made up your mind from the moment you decided to ackshually all over this thread to white knight the imaginary children.

Will someone think of the imaginary children!

(Also, next time you say you’ll “kill” someone, I’m calling the cops because it’s Seeriuos Business and I don’t buy your lame excuses, either. How dare you joke about death.)

Ok, let’s be realistic: only some dumbass company would try it and only some people would drink it and then a few would land in the hospital. There won’t be millions dead even in your wildest wet dreams because distribution its is controlled and people would prepare for it. Besides, people don’t usually pass on salmonellosis like airborne covid, and the mortality rate is way lower anyway.

But let’s say we’re just talking about 5 children

Why does it gotta be children, though? I didn’t think I’d see some peral clutching this early but here we are. lol Always with the damn children as if other people don’t exist. I can’t even begin to describe how hard I just rolled my eyes, I think I pulled several eye muscles reading that.

That’s still ghoulish

Not as ghoulish as all his other policies that would make actual millions suffer and thousands more die? Bet.

Or do you think diseases spread by raw milk are aware of who they’re infecting

Idk you tell me, you’re the one stuck with the Save the Children™ mentality.

(And, yes, I’m only humoring you because you think I’m serious. Good lord this site is unbearable sometimes with people like you who decide to ackshually obvious hyperbole and meaningless rhetoric. Sometimes it’s just a throwaway comment that expresses some frustration and nothing more, goddamn. lol)

Yes, a month will kill MILLIONS and MILLIONS of children. And I gave it a try in my backyard, yes. You’re clearly on top of things.

It seems like your country needs to learn a hard history lesson or two. Give it a try.

We get it, you’re vegan. We can tell by the smugness and the pretentious virtue signaling.

I say let him do it. Let him fuck around for a month. Those laws were written in blood for a goddamn reason.

The thing is you don’t know anybody’s political alignment. For all the talking you do, all you base this accusation on is a single comment and slap the label on anyone who disagrees like a monkey throwing feces. That’s my point, not whatever else bullshit you’re on about.