What they heard was:

“I’m not considering giving any money to your competitors.”

So they were probably happy.

The only thing that trickles down are costs.

Independently, as in not counting the income and support from a partner?
I’d say less than 5%.

I don’t think kids can even procounce or comprehend the words ‘artificial insemination’.

All cats are girls and all dogs are boys, duh.

I don’t think retail workers care enough. As long as you know the PIN, there’re shouldn’t be any issues.
Source: Was a retail worker.

I extremely am.

Which is just a footnote to Nintendo’s profits. Let’s not forget the difference between a 1 Million and 1 Billion is roughly 1 Billion.

Yeah, worst family trip ever.

I recommend playing them in order, you can Import your save file from 1 to 2 and from 2 to 3, carrying over narrative choices you’ve made. Also you get really good (and well earned) starting gear if you import the save.

The first one, while being ultra mega jank has some of the best writing out of any game I evet played. Choices really matter in this game and the game really respects your time for doing your homework whether it be monster hunting or investigations. It has more than the usually bad side, good side choice, characters can die because of your decisions (or even lack of). If you can see past babies first attempt of a combat system, the first Witcher game is amazing.

I know, I got like 400 hours in it.

If it’s the first one you found there’s gonna be some scripted damage and you’ll have to use it immediately as a tutorial.

What will be considered a classic car in 50 years? A 2017 Toyota Camry Station Wagon?

I knew hauling around a random jerrycan would pay of some day
shit, this thing is heavy when it’s full

Or just use Heelys like a normal person.

I think in 50 years we hopefully have figured out solid state graphene film batteries.

Yeah, they did the branding thing to people too.

Make only the next high feel like it’s the first one again, without overdosing.

They can get appease of my balls.

Your feet.

For legal reasons, this is a joke.