everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!
“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”
“What makes you say that?”
Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.
in that he’s planning to take Courage the Cowardly Dog off of [HBO] Max next
heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit
Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.
And may it crush him flat when he lands.
Looking forward to the influx of users to Bluesky and Mastodon, keep it up lemonsuk
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