Have you talked to the Council? They normally have officers who sort shit like this out.

Why the hell am I being downvoted here?

Whatever you did when you were 6, and however terrible it was, you were SIX. You were too young to really be responsible for your actions. Stop beating yourself up about it and keep on being the good person you obviously are nowadays.

He didn’t do a lot of walking after tbf

When I was a child I saw a school mate get crushed by a falling piano.

True story.

Yes I can. And disagree with virtually everyone else; I think that this along with virtually everything else by Dickens is absolutely top class writing. The meaning of every individual phrase isn’t the point, the whole passage just gives the perfect impression of the scene he is trying to convey. Also, remember much of Dickens’ stuff was written to be read out loud. Try that, it helps!

I’d happily let you have them all :)

Why would my wife need pockets when she has 82 zillion designer handbags?

It took me a while to get my head round it, but it’s fine thanks. Seems much quieter than Reddit tho

I got permabanned a couple of days ago. I saw a post where a girl was moaning about a woman she worked with taking the mickey out of her whenever she used a big/obscure word. The example she gave was ‘franchise.’ So everyone was telling her their favourite obscure words to drop onto conversation. I suggested that she should threaten to ‘defenestrate’ her colleague cos that is probably my favourite word.

Got a warning immediately that I had threatened to physically harm someone. Laughed. Went to bed. Woke up the next day to find I’d been banned

Lost several years of karma but I’m buggered if I’m going crawling to them to get my account back.