Everyone get a good night’s sleep tonight so you’ll be well rested and ready to have fun storming the castle! In a nonviolent way of course

Which is exactly what this judge did. It just happened to mean they chose the side the Democrat AGs over that of the fascist taco

You’d better stick with a different choice, no sense tempting an evil rebound. But I think I’m gonna start casting colon cancer on orangeface fatfuck. Maybe a few massive blood clots to go with it. Why can you never find a lump of polonium when you need it?

I set a perpetual calendar reminder for cleaning the dishwasher filter every month, the HVAC filter every 3 months, the water filter every 5 months. My husband’s calendar reminders are to refill his meds every 24 days. Those days add up to one extra refill a year.

I wonder, if they’d swapped out Mexican/Guatemalan flags for the Tricouleur would Trump have even noticed?

The military can handle rain but Trump can’t. He’s afraid his hair will pull a Gremlins.

If you think you need a phone, it should be a burner.

2 burner phones, one for you and one for someone at home who can bail you out, no other information on either except each other’s number. Edit: maybe the number of an appropriate lawyer? Not like you can just call Jared.

Okay if you’re curious and lazy, like me, that’s a US/Guatemala friendship flag she’s carrying.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/234275841002

That’s not what they’re called, here’s a quote:

At one point, police said protesters near Temple Street and Los Angeles Street in downtown LA began throwing objects at police and police authorized the use of “less lethal munitions” in response.

“Less lethal” admits they’re potentially lethal, whereas less-than-lethal pretends they’re not. Being shot in the head is one of the ways to increase that potential. The designers’ instructions are to always aim towards the ground and let them bounce toward the target. But police routinely shoot directly at people’s faces

Don’t cheap out on our military!!

Frankly I’ve been trying to decide whether to choose Original Thor Chris or Fat Thor Chris. Both are delectable and Worthy

Yes, the news chopper guy and anchor seemed almost relieved to have a car chase to film for a change from watching the protests deteriorate into something more like random hooliganism and police violence. It’s just luck he didn’t kill somebody, he was clearly trying to. Like when he swerved towards the cyclist, and aimed those donuts at the crowd.

With you there. Ryan Gosling will do nicely as well.

I’ll take one Chris Hemsworth in short-shorts, please!

That last sentence, I parsed it 2 ways and both are appealing.

TIME FOR DRINKIES!

With all these raids, is ICE doing anything at all that resembles prosecution of the sweatshop owners who hired these so-called “criminals”? (Who we know are just folks making clothes for a living)

I think I know the answer. After all it’s just a rigged numbers game, that’s also why they’re deporting legal immigrants and citizens and people who show up to court for their green cards. In fact they probably hope the owners find new employees for them to cart away next month. It’s much easier than finding any cartel members.

I super believe in you, Tad Cooper!

And yet, he must have known they’re dangerous and still went on conserving them and visiting them. And pooping in their savannah, at crepuscular hunting time, alone. As if he thought his wealthy philanthropist privilege extended to lions. It’s not entertaining as if he was a hunter, but maybe more an inevitable fate story like Oedipus.