Definitely don’t Google “2K spray paint” because it’s impossible to remove and you can seriously damage surveillance devices with it, like cameras and stuff I dunno

Oui, il m’arrive d’inventer des choses pour le plaisir ;)

The cleaner used to be called Jif, it’s been called Cif since they started selling it in France, where “Jif” is slang for a condom lol

Very first thing on the list - support local businesses

Aye they need the support because the taxes are fucking crippling for small business 😅

But at least the taxes aren’t quite so much being funnelled into “turning Palestinian toddlers into skeletons”

Gin and tonic

We?

…then next year pass on the costs to their tenants

Bravo

Your not wrong

Oh, the irony

I have a set of Siemens ones that were like 4k

You do get custom made inserts specifically for your ears, extremely precise tuning to adjust your hearing loss, they’re way less visible than earbuds, the batteries last 15 hours, wireless charging, free retuning and adjustments for life and free cleaning for life

Plus, just using earbuds to increase the volume will damage your hearing further, a good audiologist will have studied for years to improve your hearing without damage

Wouldn’t say it’s the best 4k I’ve spent but it’s fucking life changing

Look at it this way, if you’re talking to someone who gets offended because you said “Oh boy”, you really, really don’t want to be having any more conversations with a person like that, so it’s kind of a win/win situation

Pffft they’re doing it because the EU is going to force this in a year or two, I bet

Sean was one of the greatest deadpan comedians ever, but also Miles is one of the most underrated!

Exactly. You’d get your family “computer person” to do it.

If they care about the OS you want to use, they’ll upgrade to W11 this way.

If they’re obnoxious, self congratulatory Linux users, they’ll try to force you onto an OS you don’t understand

Which is better for the average person?

Meanwhile the new president is both, simultaneously

True, it’s as difficult as plugging in a flash drive and clicking three things

Your average yank can’t attempt to tie their shoes without accidentally committing genocide lol stay away from installing operating systems

Mine said I couldn’t upgrade because of the no TPM thing. Turns out it’s just off by default on a lot of mobos.

Secondly, there’s a program called Rufus that can create a bootable flash drive with Windows 11 but removes stuff like the TPM requirements, the need for Microsoft account sign in, all the bad stuff etc

I’d been avoiding it for a year until I learned about Rufus but now that I’ve installed it, you know what? Without all the bloat, it’s a fucking smooth OS. Really excellent multitasking windows and fast too

Lemmy shits on it because “muh Linux” but if you install it right, it’s fucking excellent for the vast, vast majority of people

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Shiv nice thought though if you’re going to make up stories I would recommend and you don’t have to take this on board it’s just a suggestion but believe me punctuation makes your posts vastly more readable I promise I’m not joking thanks for listening as you were

Texas alone is almost as big as entire Europe.

There has been a fad recently for fake size comparison maps about this, presumably made by insecure Texans with giant trucks and tiny penises

Texas is slightly bigger than France, and about the same size as France and Switzerland combined

It’s up to the rest of the world now. We can’t put climate action on hold for four years

Incredibly ignorant US-centric thought. What the actual fuck do you think we’ve been doing the last decade while you’re driving about in your tiny-penis truck?!? 😂