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  • NABDad@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksI'm not fucking around.
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    8 days ago

    Ah.

    If it’s the night before collection, no one would notice or care. People who do that are not the people anyone complains about.

    What happens is people dump their plastic bag of dog poop in the empty can. So it stays there.

    Next pickup the resident’s trash bags go on top of it. The trash men never manage to get the poop bag out. After a couple weeks of hoping it will disappear next time, the person whose can it is has to dump it out and put it in a bag with their trash.

    People who dump their dog’s poop bag in other people’s cans should be force fed the bag.






  • I knew a guy who was friends with a bunch of muslim assholes who ended up in prison for planning a terrorist attack.

    He kept arguing that the FBI informant encouraged them and it wasn’t their fault.

    My counter was: if the FBI sent someone to me talking about doing a terrorist attack in order to “catch” me, it wouldn’t work because I’d report the guy to the police. You know, because I’m not a terrorist.

    I also suggested if they were dumb enough to be caught by the FBIs nefarious plot (while being in the country illegally), then they were really too stupid to live and they were probably better off in prison having someone else do their thinking for them.

    Jackasses like them are fucking things up for all the other undocumented immigrants who just want to do jobs we don’t want for slave wages.

    Honestly, I might have had more sympathy for them if they had someone sympathetic to argue their side. The guy I knew was a pain in the ass.



  • No! I don’t want a computer making the decisions!

    A judge can be merciful. A judge can have empathy and understanding.

    By virtue of being a human being, a judge can understand what it means to be human.

    Although the current state of the Supreme Court is demoralizing, it should be noted judges get second-guessed all the time through the appeal process.

    I see the judicial system as one of those things that may be terrible, but is still better than every alternative, much like democracy.

    If you want to replace people with computers, start with the CEOs and work down from there.