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Use reports lightbulb is broken. Support spends an hour talking user through diagnostic tests. Determines that the lightbulb in question is a houseplant.

https://www.oregonencyclopedia.org/articles/exclusion_laws/

Unethical life pro tip there. “Steal from volunteers” shouldn’t inspire any sympathy for you from anyone.

If you’re going to steal, steal from Home Depot.

Both. Malice inspired poor training.

My oldest has no children and works fully remote.

When the pandemic started, his company decided to have everyone work from home. They very quickly discovered that they were just as productive, and the owner decided it made sense to dump their office space.

A group of employees decided to go on vacation together, while still working. Since they are all remote, they didn’t actually have to work from home. They got an Airbnb with good Internet, worked during the day, and saw the sites and had fun together after work.

If you’re remote and you miss that sense of community, reach out to your coworkers and ask them if they want to hang out after work. It’s possible they don’t and you’ll be disappointed. It’s also possible that they feel the same way but didn’t know they could do something about it.

Either you’ll be the hero that saved everyone from their solitary existence, or you’ll have to accept that they don’t want to hang out with you.

It’s definitely because you were raised on soda.

I think our 2021 Honda Civic Sport looks pretty fancy. No one is going to mistake it for a Ferrari, but I think it’s pretty hot for the price.

I also wouldn’t fit in any real sports car anyway.

I have never before been inspired by so many posts to respond thusly:

  Well, duh.

How do people still claim to have questions? How do they pretend to be surprised when Trump lies? How can they still claim shock when they discover lawlessness?

I mean, seriously. Duh.

I thought it was a cautionary tale about parents who overreact to their children’s relationships without realizing that if they just let them be they’ll break up on their own.

I had a class in college about Jesus. It was taught by a Catholic priest.

One thing he said that stuck with me is that people don’t see the real miracles.

When they talk about the miracle of the loaves and fish, people talk about how enough food for the multitude was created out of just what a couple people brought for their own lunch. People think the miracle is the creation of food. However this priest pointed out that the real miracle is that people who didn’t know anyone else there gave all they had so that others could eat. Everyone shared so that no one went hungry.

Edit: one other thing that he said that stuck with me was, “Jesus Christ, son of Mary and Joe Christ”

Everyone who complains that their undocumented immigrants have been abducted should be arrested and charged with hiring undocumented immigrants.

Daisy

and Rose

were very curious about the phone.

Trump didn’t hire Dr. Fauci.

He was Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases from November 2, 1984 to December 31, 2022.

When I was going through public school, our school district was shrinking, so they were consolidating schools.

What had been the junior high school was being turned into the middle school.

To move the middle school library, all the kids just walked in a line from one library to the other. You’d pick up one book and carry it to the new location, then head back.

Duh?

As if MAGAts are sufficiently self-aware to admit they need hearing aids.

You’re focused on the word, “body”, when the one that makes the difference is “on”.

If he had tattoos in his body, it would be ok.

It’s just a bit more difficult to find a tattoo artist who is willing to work on the inside.

Cue

Last Monday we made sausage and spinach strombolis. 1/2 hot & 1/2 mild Italian sausage, chopped frozen spinach (thawed and drained), mozzarella and parmigiana cheese. Brown the sausage, cool it, mix with the spinach and cheese, wrap individually into single-serving strombolis. Roughly three pounds of sausage makes 12 strombolis.

We’ve been eating them every day since Monday and had the last two yesterday.

I wouldn’t make it every day, but only because a recipe makes 12. However, I wanted to make it again after six days of eating them so I could eat them for another six days.